EL CHAPO- RUTO’s “Million-Chapati” Machine Sparks Hilarious Memes, Kenyans are Ungovernable If there’s one thing Kenyans love, it’s chapati. But if there’s something they love even more, it’s turning political promises into comedy gold. President William Ruto’s latest pledge—a chapati-making machine that produces one million chapatis daily—has taken social media by storm. Kenyans have responded with memes, AI-generated images, and hilarious calculations that will leave you in stitches. Ruto’s Chapati Promise – A Serious Plan or Just Banter? During a visit to St Teresa Girls Secondary School in Mathare on March 11, 2025, Ruto promised to buy Nairobi Governor Johnson…
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CS Muturi: Why I Have Not Been Attending Cabinet Meetings Public Service Cabinet Secretary (CS) Justin Muturi has confirmed that he has been skipping Cabinet meetings by choice. Speaking on Citizen TV on Wednesday night, Muturi said he requested to be excused from the meetings until the issue of forced disappearances and extrajudicial killings is officially discussed. Muturi Demands Cabinet Discussion Muturi emphasized that Cabinet meetings are mandatory but insisted that Kenya’s top decision-making body must debate the rising cases of forced disappearances and killings. “I have written to request an exemption from Cabinet meetings unless the issue of forced…
Kakamega: 7 people arrested for running illegal detention cell where they beat up, tortured drunkards Kakamega police have arrested seven people for running an illegal detention center in Makaburini. The suspects are accused of holding, whipping, and torturing nine victims for consuming alcohol. Victims Held in Shocking Conditions The victims, both men and women, were locked inside a single room in a mud-walled house. They were not allowed to go outside and had to use buckets as toilets. To gain their freedom, they had to pay a bribe of Ksh.300. Those who could not pay were tortured for three days.…
Dog Shoots Man in Tennessee: A Strange Accident A surprising incident happened in Memphis, Tennessee, where a dog accidentally shot its owner. This unusual case is just one of many accidental shootings in the U.S. How It Happened Jerald Kirkwood and a woman were lying in bed when his one-year-old pit bull, Oreo, jumped up. Oreo’s paw got stuck in the trigger guard of a gun, causing it to fire. The bullet grazed Kirkwood’s left thigh. According to local news station WREG, the woman with Kirkwood left the home with the gun, while Kirkwood was taken to the hospital with…
Justin Muturi Reveals Son’s Ordeal During Abduction Amid Gen Z Protests Public Service Cabinet Secretary Justin Muturi has shared shocking details about his son Leslie Muturi’s experience while in captivity. Leslie was abducted on June 22, 2024, during the height of the Gen Z protests and endured harsh conditions before his release. Blindfolded and Handcuffed Speaking in a live TV interview on March 12, 2025, Muturi revealed that Leslie was blindfolded and handcuffed throughout his captivity. He was only set free after President William Ruto personally intervened. Muturi explained that Ruto called the Director General of the National Intelligence Service…
Kenya Power Announces Planned Power Interruptions in 11 Counties Kenya Power has announced that several areas in 11 counties will experience power interruptions on Thursday due to system maintenance. The planned outage will take place between 8 AM and 5 PM in different locations. Affected Counties The counties that will be affected include Nairobi, Machakos, Kiambu, Murang’a, Mombasa, Marsabit, Tharaka Nithi, Nyeri, Meru, Kakamega, and Vihiga. Nairobi Power will be off in parts of Nairobi from 9 AM to 5 PM. Areas affected include: Other areas include parts of Mbagathi Road, Akila Estate, Civil Servant Estate, Hamayun, Akiba Estate, Muslim…
Justin Muturi’s Democratic Party of Kenya Leaves Kenya Kwanza Alliance After Fallout With Ruto- “No longer tenable” The Democratic Party (DP) of Kenya, founded by the late President Mwai Kibaki, has officially started the process of leaving the Kenya Kwanza Alliance. DP Issues 30-Day Exit Notice The party has sent a formal notice, as required by the coalition agreement, giving 30 days before its exit becomes official. The Registrar of Political Parties, Ann Nderitu, has confirmed receiving the notice. If completed, DP will become the first party to leave Kenya Kwanza since its formation in 2022. Reasons for the Exit…
Public Service CS Justin Muturi Dismisses Resignation Calls Public Service Cabinet Secretary Justin Muturi has rejected calls from some government leaders asking him to step down. Speaking on Citizen TV’s JKLive show on Wednesday, Muturi dismissed rumors about his resignation following alleged tensions with President William Ruto. He stated that there is no valid reason for him to leave office. The former Attorney General expressed confidence in his role, denying claims of insubordination after his recent comments. Defending His Stand on Gen Z Protest Abductions Muturi defended his criticism of the government regarding the abductions and killings of Gen Z…
Parliament Declares Viral Post on Cabinet Vetting as Fake A viral social media post claiming that Parliament is vetting six politicians for cabinet positions has been flagged as fake. The false information named Nairobi Senator Edwin Sifuna and former Interior Cabinet Secretary Fred Matiang’i among the alleged nominees. On Wednesday afternoon, the Clerk of the National Assembly, Samuel Njoroge, dismissed the claims. He clarified that Parliament had not forwarded any names for cabinet vetting. Fake Post Lists Six Alleged Nominees The misleading post listed six individuals as cabinet nominees: According to the fake document, these individuals were nominated for unspecified…
Spotted at State House? Kalonzo Musyoka Addresses Reports of Meeting Ruto Wiper party leader Kalonzo Musyoka has denied claims that he has joined President William Ruto’s government. On Wednesday, March 12, social media was flooded with videos and reports suggesting that Kalonzo had visited State House and held discussions with President Ruto. One widely shared video showed the former Vice President at State House, accompanied by Energy Cabinet Secretary Opiyo Wandayi and Nyamira Senator Okongo Omogeni. However, Kalonzo dismissed the video, stating that the meeting actually took place in March 2024. He accused those sharing it of trying to mislead…