Kim Kardashian ‘Curse’ Strikes PSG: Messi Loses Record
Following the socialite’s attendance at two high-profile games in England and France within a span of only a few days, football fans have claimed Kim Kardashian is cursed.
Kim Kardashian, of all people, is to blame for the lack of a good, old-fashioned “curse” line for unimaginative football fans to use at will.
Some of you are old enough to recall such classics as “Aaron Ramsey’s goals kill people” and “Gazza arrives with a fishing rod.” If you’ve been on the Internet for a very long time, you may have even witnessed “John Terry attending events in full uniform.”
“What’s next?” you inquire. If you hadn’t already guessed, it’s the Kim Kardashian curse, and you’ll want to get in on it before it becomes oversaturated. And internet trends become obsolete much more rapidly today.
Yes, the curse of Kim Kardashian. Once upon a time, it was Drake who doomed sports teams to failure, but the rapper put an end to that by supporting Argentina for World Cup glory, leaving a void that only Kim could fill.
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First, Arsenal supporters blamed her for the team’s European elimination after she attended their penalty shootout loss to Sporting CP. She attended the game with her son Saint, who is reportedly a huge Gunners fan, and Saint was able to FaceTime Arsenal star Bukayo Saka after the game.
On Sunday, the celebrity went scoreless for the second time in a row, proving the adage that two failures constitute a pattern. At the Parc des Princes, Lionel Messi’s PSG should have been a sure thing, or so you might have thought.
Messi joined PSG in the summer of 2021, and his new club had not lost a home league game in over 700 days. That is, until our friend Ms. Kardashian arrived.
Before Sunday’s match against Rennes, Christophe Galtier’s Parisiens had earned 35 of a possible 39 points at the Parc des Princes, whereas Mauricio Pochettino’s side won 16 and drew three at home last season. Karl Toko Ekambi and Arnaud Kalimuendo scored for Rennes to give them the three points and end the streak.
PSG maintains a seven-point lead over nearest rivals Marseille, who defeated Reims on Sunday night. If the curse is real, however, they may have cause for concern (it is not real – ed.).
“First the Drake curse, then the Kim Kardashian curse!” a Twitter user exclaimed. However, another observer argued that things went even further.
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The argument began, “Kim Kardashian is a secret Ronaldo and Manchester United fan.” “She came to curse Arsenal to prevent them from winning the [Europa League]. She came to curse PSG so that Messi loses and is jeered because she is a Ronaldo supporter.”
Where would we be without these detectives who uncover the truth behind the stories that make football exciting? The Kim Kardashian curse episode of your favorite true crime podcast should air within a few weeks.
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